found this kind of amusing. and well, i have to. because the alternative is that i go crazy.
cooking dinner. had to clear the kitchen table. why the kitchen table? oh, cause the dining room table is also covered with a bunch of stuff. two bins of christmas ornaments that i'm not finished packing up, plus a few other random things including but not limited to: some packaging supplies for orders i shipped out today, my camera, a scarf, and puzzle that's 75% done yeah, no kidding. the puzzle is underneath it all. because who moves a puzzle that's 75% done? not us.
so to clear the kitchen table i had to remove:
one pair of sewing scissors, a roll of tape, two sharpies and a pack of thank you cards. a vintage men's western shirt and pair of gingham curtains i picked up at goodwill last night. one national geographic kids magazine and a flip bracelet that henry's teacher made for christmas. two tea towels that are currently in rotation. the dog's leash. a pile of paperback books that i just pulled from the kitchen bookshelf. a hubcap. i repeat: a hubcap.
please tell me this is normal?
please tell me i'm not on the fast track to appearing on an episode of hoarders.